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Colorful Language Colored Pencils Set (WARNING: ADULTS ONLY)

Regular price$14.99
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  • SET OF 12 PENCILS - Each pre-sharpened, hexagonal pencil is foil-stamped with a colorful curse word-related term related to the pencil’s color.
  • PERFECT GIFT FOR FANS OF VULGARITY - A great gift for the fan that has everything. Each set is clever and functional!
  • SHIPS IN A DISPLAY BOX - The display box has an opening to show off the clever sayings stamped on the pencils. Great for presenting as a gift, dropping into a stocking, or for displaying as a keepsake.
  • DESIGNED & STAMPED IN THE USA - Each pencil is hand-stamped and assembled by a small business in Charlotte, North Carolina. Non-toxic and ASTM Approved. Safe for Kids & Adults.

Foul language has been around since the dawn of time...but it’s WAY more creative now then when Gronk hit his head on the cave and yelled “UGH.” Bad words are now vital to life. Banging the steering wheel while screaming “Bananas Foster!” just doesn’t feel right. Up your arsenal with this set and sprinkle a little more razzle dazzle into your conversations and insults.

This vulgar pack of pencils is a perfect gift for anyone who yells after stubbing their toe in the dark. Each pencil is foil-stamped with a hilarious vulgar word or phrase sure to surprise even the most foul of mouths.

Remember the sting of that smack you got for cursing in front of your parents for the first time? Are you chuckling right now because you kept doing it anyway? Ever had a word come out of your mouth that made you stop and think, “What is wrong with me?” Then you laughed anyway because let's face it...these words are funny! So sit back, relax and yell a few of these colors at the top of your lungs. We dare you not to laugh.

Color Names

  • ASS CLOWNERY (Orange)
  • TWATWAFFLE (Yellow)
  • SLIT STAIN (Red)
  • TURDBURGER (Brown)
  • FRONT FANNY (Pink)
  • FAT BASTARD (LIght Blue)
  • DOUCHE LORD (Dark Blue)
  • DICKBAG (Green)
  • KNOB GOBBLER (Purple)
  • THUNDER CUNT (Silver)

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    Customer Reviews

    Based on 2 reviews
    Awesome but…

    These are great! But instead of “shit stained” they read “slit stained” ….. unless this IS a thing. HA!!

    Glad you like them, Regina! 'Slit Stained' IS a thing, LOL!

    Jaimie S.

    Colorful Language Colored Pencils Set (WARNING: ADULTS ONLY)