SET OF 12 PENCILS - Each pre-sharpened, hexagonal pencil is foil-stamped with a fun Real Housewives-related term related to the pencil’s color.
PERFECT GIFT FOR REALITY TV FANS - A great gift for the fan that has everything. Each set is clever and functional!
SHIPS IN A DISPLAY BOX - The display box has an opening to show off the clever sayings stamped on the pencils. Great for presenting as a gift, dropping into a stocking, or for displaying as a keepsake.
DESIGNED & STAMPED IN THE USA - Each pencil is hand-stamped and assembled by a small business in Charlotte, North Carolina. Non-toxic and ASTM Approved. Safe for Kids & Adults.
The Real Housewives is an international reality television franchise that consists of 11+ series in the United States and 15+ international series. Most of the series document the lives of a group of rich housewives residing in a certain city...because who doesn’t like watching wealthy middle-aged women’s aggressive social interactions?!? The answer apparently is...no one….doesn’t like...I mean, everyone likes...I mean, it’s damn popular ALL RIGHT!
This trashy pack of pencils is a perfect gift for any fan of the show! Each pencil is foil-stamped with a fun reference or pun related to your favorite moments in the show.
Did you almost spit out your wine when Nene yelled, “I’m very rich bitch!” How about when affairs ran rampant? Ever wanted to flip a table like Teresa? Did you cry laughing when the two Joes tackled each other? If any of these make you want to grab some wine, fire up some reruns, and relieve the “problems” of people with too much money and not enough to do...this set is for you!
NAME COLOR GUIDE
- PAT THE PUSS (Pink)
- IT’S TURTLE TIME (Green)
- NOT WELL BITCH (White)
- I AM VERY RICH, BITCH (Gold)
- ELEGANCE IS LEARNED (Purple)
- GO TO SLEEP, GO TO SLEEP! (Black)
- WHO’S GONNA CHECK ME BOO? (Red)
- YOU’RE SUCH A FUCKING LIAR CAMILLE (Yellow)
- HONOR CODE WHAT? (Brown)
- WHO’S HUNKY DORY? (Orange)
- CLIP (Light Blue)
- GET OFF MY JOCK (Dark Blue)